The frantic 911 call was posted by Mr. Peanut himself. While he keeps cool you can tell the stress is starting to make him crack:
Our #PlantersRoadTrip has hit a bump in the road: the NUTmobile’s gone! I suspect a certain nut-crazy frenemy...more info to come! pic.twitter.com/LnMbx8ziZL— Mr Peanut (@MrPeanut) July 10, 2017
We'll keep an eye on this situation and can only hope the salty thief is caught and roasted.